c праглотом?

Не, скидок не дают.

Ну и прально, какие еще нафик скидки?
И так вон какое мурло наел!

Так, телочка, ты че, страх потеряла?

Да, моя рыжая хрюшка

Хто й то? Гадюка?

Eastern Garter Snake (Thamnophis sirtalis sirtalis)
Description:
The Garter Snake is the most common and widespread of all New England snakes.
These snakes are highly variable in coloration but are usually recognizable by having a narrow tan or yellow stripe down the middle of the back, with broader stripes on either side. Between the stripes is usually a spotted black or brown pattern. The belly of the Garter Snake is generally a pale yellow or green. When mature, these snakes are generally 18-26", although they can reach up to 48" in length. Garter Snakes are similar to but chunkier and drabber than the closely related Ribbon Snake.

Life History:
Garter snakes inhabit almost any type of habitat; from wetlands to rocky hillsides
and residential areas, and are often spotted basking in the sun on rocks, hedges, and concrete surfaces around houses. They enter water freely and can feed on fish or tadpoles. In spring and autumn, garter snakes often find their way into basements. These snakes primarily prey upon earthworms and amphibians. Although not particularly aggressive, their saliva seems to be toxic to the small animals upon which they prey, and some people may develop a rash if bitten.

А можно по-русски? Для водопроводчиков

Почему это твоя?!

Патамушта я её вискасом откармливаю, и за ухами ей чешу

Надо признаться не только за ухами...

Вот так так! Вы что же, любите друг дружку?

Будешь свидетельницей на свадьбе?

Буду свидетельницу

А он в курсе?

Мэтью?

Нееее, я Шура! Позвольте, корнет, вы.. - женщина?

Андроид . Бесполое созданье....